• baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT


geekygothgirl:

sexy-fruit:

THIS

Seriously one of the best explanations of this phenomena I have seen. 



apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 




Leave people to their opinions and judgements, they cannot harm you, it is their understanding that is faulty, not yours.
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If we really want to love we must learn how to forgive.
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yoncevevo:

*listens to Ariana Grande once*
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thank you Bathtub Barracuda.

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omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.



nudeua:

bae’s too hot

aroseforalice:

me and my friends