exgynocraticgrrl:

"I think what we need is a colorblind society." Now folks, when you hear somebody say that you know you’re listening to a racist…

- Jane Elliot and Oprah Winfrey discussing racism in 1992 on the Oprah Winfrey Show.



worldofthecutestcuties:

I learned nothing in class today.

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"







If I were straight and I were trying to seduce a woman, I could do it just by standing up at the table when she came back from the bathroom. It works. Every time I do that, all the straight men are sitting at the table and their wives are kicking them. “Look at that!” “You never do that for me!” “Oh, that’s so nice.” Richard [Buckley, Ford’s fashion journalist partner] does it, too. It was drilled into us by our moms. If I didn’t pull out a chair for my mother when she came to the table, or opened the car door for her… that wasn’t cool.
Tom Ford
(via thekhoolhaus)


gordoananke:

midnightthunders:

So… I was giving some jelly to my cat

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My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.

I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…

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they are evolving

(Source: sanda-kitsune)




beben-eleben:

People Playing With Clouds And Forced Perspective



gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

(Source: dogshoulders)



justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

(Source: oprahwingdings)



sabistuki:

STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.









I urge you to please notice when you are happy.
Kurt Vonnegut (via ariesgrrrl)

(Source: laviesepoursuit)