"I think what we need is a colorblind society." Now folks, when you hear somebody say that you know you’re listening to a racist…
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
So… I was giving some jelly to my cat
My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.
I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…
they are evolving
People Playing With Clouds And Forced Perspective
one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris
STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.
Kurt Vonnegut (via ariesgrrrl)